The newtrawn Blog
Practical pseudo-wisdom from the people who do this for a living. Updated when the wavefunction collapses.
2026-05-12 · Dr. Mae Strange
Five Charmed Quarks Safely Contained This Quarter — A Brief Field Report
It's been a banner quarter for charm-quark containment. We share the operational notes.
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2026-04-29 · Tau Lepton, MBA
The Bell-State Procurement Loophole: Why Your Vendor's KPIs Might Be Entangled
If your vendor's KPIs match yours instantaneously, that's a feature. Probably.
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2026-04-05 · Dr. Charm Quark, PhD
The Second Law of Thermodynamics and Our Mutual Non-Aggression Pact With It
Yes, we have an agreement. No, it's not public. Yes, it is the reason our operations remain sustainable.
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2026-03-17 · Tau Lepton, MBA
Muon Momentum and the Sandwich Problem
Why every relativistic deployment includes a sandwich procurement clause.
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2026-02-28 · Dr. Mae Strange
Office of the Quarter: Hilbert Space 7
A profile of our auxiliary headquarters and its very brief commute.
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2026-01-22 · Dr. Charm Quark, PhD
Reno, a Quark, or Both? On the Superposition of Our Headquarters
Why our headquarters is permanently in a quantum state of being in Reno OR a single quark.
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