Muon Momentum and the Sandwich Problem
When we deploy Muon Momentum Optimization, the affected team experiences time dilation by a factor of approximately 15.8. From the stakeholders' frame, work appears to be completed at superluminal speed; from the team's own frame, there is ample time for everything.
Critically, there is also ample time for lunch. This is not incidental.
Empirical observation across 47 engagements has established that relativistic teams require approximately 15.8× the standard sandwich procurement budget. Failing to budget for this leads to a phenomenon we call 'relativistic hangriness', which manifests as deliverables arriving on time from the stakeholder's frame, but with sub-par sandwich-quality from the team's frame.
We therefore require, in every Muon Momentum engagement, that the client commit to a sandwich procurement budget proportional to the Lorentz factor. We are unable, for sound nutritional reasons, to negotiate on this point.