Leadership

Meet the Particles

Our leadership team operates simultaneously in three reference frames. Click through for full bios, decay channels, and quote-worthy first-quarter philosophical positions.

Chief Spin Officer

Dr. Charm Quark, PhD

Particle physicist by training, board-room consultant by half-life.

VP of Particle Affairs

Dr. Mae Strange

Once observed a single boson without measurably disturbing it. Currently disturbing it.

Director of Decay Operations

Tau Lepton, MBA

Will inevitably transition into a different role within 290 femtoseconds.

Working with our team. Each particle has different half-lives and reference-frame requirements. Dr. Charm Quark is reachable on a 1.06-picosecond schedule; Dr. Mae Strange responds asynchronously after disturbing her current boson; Tau Lepton, MBA, will respond eventually, possibly as a muon.