Dr. Mae Strange
Once observed a single boson without measurably disturbing it. Currently disturbing it.
Dr. Mae Strange holds an MS in Boson Etiquette from the Institute for Advanced Pretending. Prior to joining newtrawn INC, she spent eight years as the only known consultant capable of leaving a Higgs field undisturbed during a meeting.
Dr. Strange is the recognized authority on the 'Disturbed Particle Methodology', in which she deliberately disturbs particles she had previously promised not to disturb, then writes deliverables describing the disturbance. The methodology has been deployed at six Fortune 500 companies and one universe.
Her bylines have appeared in Spin Magazine, Wave Function Weekly, and the now-defunct Quark Quarterly Review. She is currently writing a book about the second time she observed the same boson.
"The boson was fine until I noticed it. I take full responsibility."
— Dr. Mae Strange